All of this apologetic crud makes me very grumpy. It’s like Linux has low self-esteem and is constantly fishing for compliments. “Oh I know I have all these rough edges and you’ll probably hate me. But I have Compiz bling if that makes any difference. And I’m free, as in no cost! I won’t bore you with nonsense about freedom because what you want to hear is free and easy! If that matters…no, I guess not, you still hate me. It’s OK, I understand.”